Directions for Santa

(I wrote this poem for my sister, Bonnie, and her husband, Doug, who live on Lake Tapps in Washington state.)

I gave Santa directions to your place,
I told him to fly to Lake Tapps,
He said he couldn't see it from space,
It just wasn't on any of his maps!

I tried to make it extremely clear,
because his finding you was totally my wish,
until I saw him packing scuba gear,
Then I shouted, "Bonnie and Doug, they're people not fish!"

Donald